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The "We Don't Have Coffee?!" Tee

The "We Don't Have Coffee?!" Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Impact Proof
We've all been there. That moment you reach for the bag and it's empty. The pot's dry. The beans are gone. This tee captures that pure, unfiltered panic through the eyes of the most dramatic coffee lover in the ocean — a big-eyed baby sea lion who simply cannot believe the coffee is gone.
Featuring our begging sea lion on the back with the caption "What Do You Mean We Don't Have Coffee" and the Paddle & Pour logo with "Brew Good, Do Good" on the front left chest. Because your coffee obsession deserves to be worn loud.
Built on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee that keeps its shape and holds clean lines — perfect for layering into your streetwear rotation or repping the brand on a lazy morning coffee run.
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100% cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton-poly; Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton-poly; Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly)
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn, tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Please note: The White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties. The Natural colorway features dark color speckles throughout — that's the vibe, not a flaw.
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